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Wednesday, May 31, 2006

What is your type?


Had a wonderful conversation with some friends of Qin during the busy week. Well less than a quarter of the conversation was regarding the assignments and the rest of it was about something, anything and everything under the sun.

Out of a sudden, not really out of the sudden, the topic regarding relationship took the center stage. Consider me being lucky, there was 5 girls and 2 guys (including me) was on that table chatting. I was fascinated what those girls said; it is not like you will hear a lot of it from the place I came (even if I do hear from the girls, it is a very rogue presentation of the topic…plainly no elaboration)

This time however was different. This bunch of girls talks about almost every single detail of their exes and their currents. Sad fact of human nature, when a girl compares against all the boys she ever dated, then they start comparing to other girls which gives you an equation of heated debate; during winter and outdoor. It was rather peculiar the way the girls compared, therefore I remain silent and watch the ‘movie’, just say I do not want to get scratched by any cat fights.

After all that was over, one of those girls pop this question
Girl : What is your type?
e2e : (with a very blur looking face) Huh, what do you mean?
Girl : What type of girl do you like lar?
e2e : (what’s with the ‘lar’ for, I do not think you Koreans use ‘lar’) Erm…ish...
Girl : …………..
e2e : (took out my small booklet) give me your email and your phone number, when I got the answer, I call you….write your name too while you are there.

I was too busy to think what type of girl attract me, but the very obvious few attributes goes to pretty face, curvy body, nice boobs, tight looking ass and must be shorter than me was initially drawn upon in my crappy brain. But how wrong was I, once this crappy brain begins to think for the first time in……I can’t remember when the last time was.

A clearer picture of ‘The Girl’ was clear…crystal.

Even though, I found the answer, I did not call her nor did I email her. Why!! You may ask. The answer is plainly simple, she is not ‘The Girl’ (ok I lied, I am a coward…so sue me).

What is your type?

The answer is simple;

1 Preferably a homey person; will literally wait for you at home for your return asking how your day was and end with a warm hug (and kisses)

2 Independent yet dependent on you (get the meaning?)

3 Willing to sit on the couch doing nothing besides cuddling like kids.

4 Must not be emotionally depress (when she have nothing better to do) when she starts thinking of bizarre scenarios.

5 Will not bug the living hell out of you when you are really busy, having a good time out with friends, watching football and F1.

6 Will talk to you her problems but not drool over it for weeks (to some extend days)

7 Someone who do little special thinks just for you instead of waiting for you to do it.

8 To give moral support when having a hard time with anything I am doing.

9 Someone to share my joy, laughter and warm with.

10 To be the empress of my dream palace and country, not forcing it to be real (though it is possible to some degree)

11 Most important; able to cook.

Let make it more interactive, dear readers; friends and those whom I am yet to know and meet, what is your type of girl or guy you wish to be your significant other?

7 Comments:

  • At 9:38 AM, Blogger winter said…

    So you've neva met the 3 koreans before this chat? In fact, i would say...you get infatuated very easily har!! Infatuation is good...

    Hey, by the way the eleven points there sounds like me. You talking bout me? Haha...

    You're too choosy...eleven criteria to meet just to be your girl, Aih...too many LOL!

    Girls are simple, a guy who is mature(not over!), understanding, loving and caring...

     
  • At 9:50 AM, Blogger ericky said…

    1st of all, i said 5 girls not 3 koreans...where did u get 3 koreans from? (o.O)

    2nd it might be you, it might not be you...dun get ur hopes up :p

    3rd yes 11 is alot, but yours end with a "..." suggesting to me etc, which means alot too. (",)

    4th it is important to be choosy, it is talking about my sex life here! how can i not be choosy (--")

    5th do i sound desparate? any girls out there fulfill the 11 criteria? negotiation is welcome (^_^)

     
  • At 10:22 AM, Blogger winter said…

    negotiation welcome? now u sound more than desperate...Haha

     
  • At 7:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HAhaHAhah...gOOd 11 cRiTeRiA.. i tHiNk tHoSe CrIteRiA r sO mUcH bEttEr dEn d gOOd LoOks,TiGhT a$$, BiG bOObzZ..kEkEkE.. wOw... rEaLLy gUrL dEpReSS hUh?? nEgOtIaTioN wElCoMe & aLL..
    I tHiNk i fIt pErfEctLy wIf d 11! dId U uSe mE aS uR inSpiRaTiOn? BwAhAhA..i aM joooOoking la.. CaN't eVeN fiT hAlF..nO-nO..QUARTER oF d cRiTeRiA.. nT iNdEpEndEnt,dUn't kNw hW 2 cOOk.. HaVe oThEr tHiNgS 2 dO dEn Jz wAiT 4 u 2 cOmE bAck Jz 2 aSk hW r U.., erm..wT eLsE wAs oN uR lIsT..4goT..bT yEa.. hEhE.. dId uR eX mEEt tAt cRiTerIa? mZ b HoNesT.. & No SaYiNg StuFfSss lIkE 4 Me tO kNow 4 u tO fiNd ouT!

    My criteria..simple.. 5 Can..
    CAN aLwZ b tHeRe fr mE..
    CAN sTaNd bEiNg yEllEd aT..
    CAN tHaM mE/mAkE mE sToP cRyInG..
    CAN mAkE mE LaUgH..
    CAN uNdErStAnD dAt i LUV sHoPPiNg & TrY aCCOMPAnYiNg Me OncE awHiLe!

    OfF 2 Uni...bYEeeeeeeezZZ

     
  • At 9:57 AM, Blogger ericky said…

    my ex arr

    tats a secret...you wana know got to bribe me

     
  • At 6:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    wT d hEcK? kEeKeeE... nAhHH..i dUn'T tHiNk sHE fiT d 11. *wiNk*

     
  • At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hi e2e, i fit all 11 criterias.. u want me? i can even fit a invicible number 12 criteria..Able to satisfy u on bed..^^ how that sounds...haha

     

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