Dear niece,
Well rushing for time now, life can be a lot better if those dam assignments are easier. All this thinking and analysing making me go bald before even turning 30-ish.
Finally niece decides to drop me a comment, thank you so much.
I knew niece long time ago (she is my niece right, go figure how long) of course thanks to her mama and papa to bring her into this world and making my day more or less miserable depending on her mood. For the matter of fact, she always (read: forever) being sarcastic and rude towards me. For the record, I have not done anything wrong to her or even dare to hurt her; she so fierce makes me very scared because do not want to die so young. I really have no idea why she treats me that way, btw niece; why you always treat me like that?
Besides that, since college she has been bugging me to do my assignments and studies, even till now; separated by 8.5 hours on plane. Never once she bugs me go yumcha, watch a movie, lunch, snooker, pool, smoke and fetch her home (actually I am quite ok with the fact she did not ask me to fetch her home). Honestly, my mom does not even ask about assignments or even try asking me to study since started college (not at home most of the time). I guess, niece just slipped into the role, may be because she is older than me by 363 days and thinking that she have control over her uncle.
Anyway you still sound like a Malay and definitely look lesser than a Malay now since you chose to hibernate in the office during the holidays and giving tons of silly excuses not to go out…with me. I am positively sure that you have gone down some weight, making your legs like chicken feet (and I hate chicken feet…yuck). I know during my 1st Aussie adventure many things happen and I was not there to hear your complaining on every single detailed facts of it. Well I assume now, since so long it has passed, is the best time for you to put on some pounds or else you are too boney; very the scary ya know, like a walking skeleton.
Depressing to say, I miss you niece. How nice if you are by my side right now, so that I could do all those nonsense that you hated so much. On the other hand, you can and may pick on me with your special weapon…nagging. It is a win-win situation; do not even think about it.
Finally niece decides to drop me a comment, thank you so much.
I knew niece long time ago (she is my niece right, go figure how long) of course thanks to her mama and papa to bring her into this world and making my day more or less miserable depending on her mood. For the matter of fact, she always (read: forever) being sarcastic and rude towards me. For the record, I have not done anything wrong to her or even dare to hurt her; she so fierce makes me very scared because do not want to die so young. I really have no idea why she treats me that way, btw niece; why you always treat me like that?
Besides that, since college she has been bugging me to do my assignments and studies, even till now; separated by 8.5 hours on plane. Never once she bugs me go yumcha, watch a movie, lunch, snooker, pool, smoke and fetch her home (actually I am quite ok with the fact she did not ask me to fetch her home). Honestly, my mom does not even ask about assignments or even try asking me to study since started college (not at home most of the time). I guess, niece just slipped into the role, may be because she is older than me by 363 days and thinking that she have control over her uncle.
Anyway you still sound like a Malay and definitely look lesser than a Malay now since you chose to hibernate in the office during the holidays and giving tons of silly excuses not to go out…with me. I am positively sure that you have gone down some weight, making your legs like chicken feet (and I hate chicken feet…yuck). I know during my 1st Aussie adventure many things happen and I was not there to hear your complaining on every single detailed facts of it. Well I assume now, since so long it has passed, is the best time for you to put on some pounds or else you are too boney; very the scary ya know, like a walking skeleton.
Depressing to say, I miss you niece. How nice if you are by my side right now, so that I could do all those nonsense that you hated so much. On the other hand, you can and may pick on me with your special weapon…nagging. It is a win-win situation; do not even think about it.
posted by ericky @ 7:21 PM
1 Comments:
At 12:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
wahahah.... a post attributed to me :P and all that about the nagging and sarcasm i bogged your life with. thats how i show my love to uncle mah... oh, exam very near edi :P
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