Vision and Mission

Finally, the long over due vision and mission statement of which took me quite sometime time to think and contemplate. This should be the new year resolution but I was too darn lazy to think of one, so here goes.

Vision
To get lucky with the opposite species
Write at least 3 posts per week
To lose weight
Get more friends

Mission
To get lucky with the opposite species
1. learn to sweet talk as much as possible
2. learn not to think with ‘pencil stick’
3. learn not to be too nice to the opposite species
4. learn to be more humorous as possible when talking to the opposite species
5. learn to be slightly cocky towards the opposite species
6. learn the art of attracting the opposite species
7. learn not to look at other opposite species when talking to one
8. learn that ONS (one night stand) is not the main objective
9. learn that MNS (many night stands) is the ultimate aspiration
10. pray more often

Write at least 3 posts per week
1. learn to write interesting topics
2. learn to write topics that leave up to the boredom
3. learn to crap as much as possible
4. learn to write without counting on inspiration
5. not to write any controversial topics

To lose weight
1. put some green vegetables in the instant noodles
2. eat less oily food
3. minimum target; shed off 2 kilos in 4 months, anything more would be a bonus
4. try to be more active even though lying on the bed
5. learn to control food consumptions which consist of eating 3 meals a day only
6. learn to cook

Get more friends
1. talk to strangers as often as possible
2. learn to be friendly
3. learn not to lead in a conversation regarding boredom life
4. learn to be humorous
5. learn not to over boast in regards to the boredom life
6. learn to speak when it promotes silence
7. smoke more

There you go, the vision and mission statements of e2e for the calendar year starting as of 24th April 2006. In the name of boredom, I will gambate!!!!