Sleep-wake blurness

I guess very little sleep and plenty of work have put a toll to this body without me knowing it. Put it simple, juggling with 3 assignments during the holiday break is not an easy thing to do. Just imagine, 2 of it requires statistical knowledge and another a lot of imagination. The questions for the assignments do not help at all, ending up one need to think very long and really hard just to make sense what ever it is asking. To top that up, a lot more of crapping needed to be done to interpret the data so that it sounds useful. The end result, a pure piece of work that do not look like a crap but a wonderful masterpiece with hidden messages (read: bullshits that hide the craps).

As strange as it get, today finally decided to take a nap (oddly, felt tired). In between those 2 hours of sleep, been waking up numerous times and constantly for sure looking at the time on the handphone. You won’t believe this, I read the time (and I know how to read the time) but somehow this crappy brain just discounted the time factor by 2 hours. Somehow this does not sound normal, it is beyond normal, it is abnormal, and that’s why I am special (note: self praising sentence, you may ignore).

At the same time, a weird, and I mean really weird, dream occur over and over again after looking at the time. Imagine you’re playing a first shooter game, which is how the dreams always go about. Somehow I know it is me but somehow or rather I cannot see me. The scenario goes;
1. woke up and change
2. chicks walk in to the room
3. chicks talk to me (chicks actually talks to me!!!, how peculiar)
4. chicks kiss me
5. then woke up, look at the time, discount it by 2 hours, return to dreamland

No wonder every time I woke up to look at the time, the left cheek felt numb (kiss of Death God??). Well, finally at 5pm, I woke up for sure, then this weird shit sat in. I am awake but it is somehow very blur. Can’t seem to think much, can’t walk straight, in some way or another, the body felt heavy, the legs do not move as it use too, the crappy brain do not function to evaluate the problem.

It felt like a bad (read: freaking hell) hang over (the last time a hang over occur was getting too much booze down somewhere around August last year). But the feeling was way beyond booze, it felt like having the after effect of too much of grass (read: marijuana). Sorry, thanks to strong principle, I do not do drugs. Perhaps the most suitable answer or explanation to this bizarre adventure was like the after effect of taking 2 panadols simultaneously and unable to fall asleep (gotten down to a bad fever few years ago).

Without thinking much (like this crappy brain was thinking at that time), took the towel and went into the toilet and started taking cold shower at full blast. WOooHOOoooOOO. At last, the crappy brain is thinking, legs moving real fine, pencil stick (lets not talk about it).

After a wonderful (read: bloody cold) shower, and it is back to assignment, but before it lets check in on the news. Opened the yahoo front page, the only thing that caught my attention out of all those bright colours and interesting headlines, it reads; Sleep-wake mix-up may lead to near-death sensation

Conclusion, the weird, yet strangely, and oddly experience was just a sleep-wake blurness. Hack, I was in a near death sensation. Therefore, it can be proudly say, I been through near death (like who the hack wana do that)